February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Anonymous asked: sorry to be nosy and you don't have to answer but are you and robert still together?
mom: wow you look really nice tonight where are you going?
me: tinychat
appalapacia:
timelordy-teganbreann:
findingpadfoot:
do you ever watch the great game and cry because cinematography
#do you ever watch the entire series of sherlock and cry because cinematography
do you ever watch sherlock and cry because sherlock
themudbloods:
i will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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i have to wait an hour before i can send any more messages
whoa there tumblr i have birthday wishes to thank people for you are so selfish sometimes you fucking website with your god damn message limit and your stupid blue background yeah that’s right i went there
also, on a slightly related note i got £200 for my birthday and have already spent £120 on food and books mostly books
me: listens to 'R U Mine'
me: feels badass
me: throws TV out of the window
me: smashs up a hotel bar
me: finds a well known hard man and starts a fight
me: wears sunglasses at night
me: acquires quiff
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spending my 19th birthday curled up in bed, watching tarzan, surrounded by food i’m just so happy right now you guys have no idea
did you guys know it’s my birthday
have i have i mentioned that yet
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hey guys did you guys know it’s my birthday i don’t think i’ve mentioned it enough times yet
last year i had this gif made for me to celebrate the most important day of everyone’s year
look look how fucking great that is it’s been a year and it’s still the coolest thing to ever happen to me
When I tell people that I read a lot in my spare...
What they think I mean:
What I actually mean:
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Okay it’s my birthday and uh, i have no texts and no facebook posts
tumblr help me out here
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Just so you’re all fully aware
it’s my birthday tomorrow
that gives you six hours six hours to prepare birthday gifts and wishes but mostly gifts preferably money because i can’t spend birthday wishes on pizza
“i don’t wanna be on the cover of vogue”
– adele who recently appeared on the cover of vogue
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“I don’t know. If I did know, I wouldn’t tell you. When I do know, what I know...”
– -Steven Moffat on the air date for Series 7 of Doctor Who
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I’m so happy that my face aches from smiling
aw cute even when i’m happy i can find something to complain about
welcome to america
no1canstopus:
why do people say ”tuna fish” when they don’t say ”beef mammal” or ”chicken bird”?
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is anyone else really uh, worried about jk rowlings new book
i mean it’s probably going to be fantastic because she’s fantastic but if it sucks then that will be an emotional blow that i doubt i’d ever recover from
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okay i’m aware that my computer just shut down unexpectedly and is probably infected with some sort of supervirus which is taking all my information and recording my every move via my webcam but i do not have time to start my computer in safe mode nor do i have time to scan for important updates because both those things take time and i am trying to blog
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
bufula:
have you ever had like a legit crush on a fictional character and then realized just how pathetic you are
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
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go downstairs to find niece sat in lounge
say hello to niece
niece starts crying
casually walk away
fuckwithaclassicroundabout:
riptosrach replied to your post: I hate that feeling after you’ve finished reading…Me when i finished the fault in our stars
The exact book I’m speaking of and finished only moments ago.
That doesn’t even surprise me
seriously that book that fucking book
it’s been weeks since i finished it and i still don’t know what to do with myself i just...
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my family need to learn that if they leave the windows open, the doors are going to slam very loudly when i shut them with the normal amount of pressure
i’m not being moody
i’m not being miserable
i’m not slamming things about in anger
but i will be if you don’t shut the hell up
RACHEL MADDEN WHEN YOU READ THIS TEXT ME
cccloe:
If I don’t reply I’m asleep and I’ll text back in the morning haha
Oops how long ago did you post this
hold on i’ll find my phone hahaha
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my mum bought me a little book titled ‘For a special daughter’
and she wrote in it ‘Rachel, thank you so much for just being you xxx’
and it’s full of reasons why i’m awesome
how lame and incredibly sweet is that
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This morning i dropped a tube of toothpaste down the toilet
and i forgot to tell anyone
and my brother just flushed the toilet
and it all uh, overflowed
and this tube of toothpaste floated up the toilet
and now they’re speculating as to how a tube of toothpaste got down the toilet
it’s a mystery
Just planting a thought in your mind
midnightatthelostandfound:
Richard Brook was an actor. He was real.
But not paid by Sherlock.
Holy dicks on toast i like this
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okay can we go ahead and file “OH MY GOD I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY TEACHER *insert irrelevant or embarrassing picture/text/gif* INSTEAD OF MY HOMEWORK OMG” under ‘things that were only funny the first time’
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
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don’t reblog a post from me and delete my comment my comment was the funniest part of the post
douche
amyrach:
I’m assuming that ‘lumos’ doesn’t count as magic, since so many underage wizards use it outside of the school term.
My friend mentioned this the other day
like, why could harry sit and use lumos maxima at the beginning of poa but he got a bitching for supposedly levitating a cake just a year before
w h y
1612th:
setbabiesonfire:
drake: yolo! cat: thats where youre wrong pal
fashionably late to this joke
tyrawanks:
sometimes i stop blogging for like 2 hours just so you guys think i have a social life
sharkrobot asked: You have the best text post blog ever. Hands down.
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when people do really long gif posts and you’re trying to scroll past and the gifs keep loading one by one and you can’t scroll because there’s just so many gifs and it’s like a race but not fun at all it just makes you want to punch someone
pentacletier:
‘nice guys’ vs. ‘gamer girls’: battle of the most annoying
who will win
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yourcreepyuncle:
kanye fandom
population: kanye
palump0lum:
clausrunning:
people who dont make text posts concern me
are you alive
This is why I like to follow people with more personal posts rather than just reblogs all the time. It really sets them apart from my eyes. Espcially since people from my school do nothing but reblog. They’re all the same. But blah blah blah blah I can’t tell you what to post blah blah blah unfollow me then...