December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Why. is. it. always. so. bloody. difficult. with. you.” e muttered furiously, punctuating each word with a kiss. “Why can’t you just accept this, accept us?”
Tumblr groaned, eyes shut and the familiar arousal spiking at the feel of e’s skin on his. It wasn’t right, it wasn’t, but he couldn’t deny that something in him, some missing part woke up inside of him with this...
infinitely-a-fangirl:
I hate people who think they have problems when they just don’t.
tupacsofcandy:
maybe tumblr just confused missing e and missingno and they think they’ve finally nailed the culprit responsible for corrupting their hall of fame
Anonymous asked: Fav crimbo prezzieeee?
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gratuitousdreamer asked: omg missing e noooo
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doctorbadassisin-heaven replied to your post: Apparently no one else but me is uninstalling…
What message? I have to uninstall it?
You’ll probably get the message soon
At first i was all, what the hell is everyone talking about
Apparently missing e is trying to take over the web and hack your credit card AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
only a bit less dramatic it just slows your computer down...
Apparently no one else but me is uninstalling missing e
as soon as i saw the message i was all AHH VIRUS UNINSTALL UNINSTALL
and then go back to my dash to find out there’s a rebellion against getting rid of missing e
great, nice one, really glad that happened
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argarfield:
It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
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darklordloki:
i just want this headache to go away
Well, in theory, i mean that would cure your headache…
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does anyone else
likeitsalyssaaa:
care about the personalities of the people they follow? o.o
maybe that’s just me..
That’s why i follow more people-blogs than i do picture-blogs
:-)
I really feel sorry for the people who follow me who don’t find Darren Criss attractive.
wait what people exist who don’t find darren criss attractive?
-hewastheirfriend:
Omg I’m watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and the only reason I’m watching is because the host is British
jeremy kyle is so great oh my lord
I can’t be attracted to guys who pout
like
you’re a guy
quit pouting and go kill a bear or eat some steak or something
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Type your name: Rachel
Type your name with your elbow: rachel
Type your name with your eyes shut: rachel
Type your name with your chin: rfacherlk
Slam your face on the keyboard: gtrfgfhjk
amandaislegend:
YOLO? Okay how about IGSYFUSASA?
(I’m gonna slap you for using such a stupid acronym)
COAGWTTUUAICAMYLREWSYFTROTIWSAUWLWI
(come on amanda get with the times, using unnecessary acronyms is cool and makes you look really edgy..)
Okay i’ve forgotten what the rest of it said, something about me mocking people or something as I do
Missed you
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just almost passed out walking up the stairs
need to get a damn escalator installed in this house
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me: hey i'm gonna listen to this new band i downloade-
arctic monkeys:
arctic monkeys:
arctic monkeys:
arctic monkeys:
arctic monkeys:
me: maybe i should just listen to arctic monkeys ok
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allthewonders asked: i don't play clarinet, but i'm pretty sure everyone was freaking out on the taylor swift post because the reed (the tiny wood plank) was facing up. that side is supposed to be on your tongue. lol, they're just overreacting. hahaha
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Anonymous asked: did you get the page to screen book for christmas? if not, what did you get? xo
OH MY GAWD LET ME DIE THAT MADE ME CRY HUMAN-Y...
doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who doctor who fifteen minutes fifteen minutes fifteen minutes fifteen minutes fifteen minutes it’d better not suck it’d better not suck it’d better not suck
Mum went out to pick up the family and left me in charge of making the soup.
who knew soup could burn
GECKO CLUB
likeclefairy:
riptosrach:
excusemewhilstikissthesky:
wwwoooooooooweyeeaaaahhhh!
I call this one
i’m not sure what it’s regurgitating
but i bet it’s something awesome because WOO MOTHERFUCKING GECKOS YEAH WOO FUCK YES OH MY GOD YEAH SHARE THE GECKO LOVE
omg I call this one
cannibalism… FUCK YEAH.
In the gecko club, we have meetings once a month
and at these meetings
we all have...
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Anonymous asked: why are you on tumblr on xmas day? maybe you should rethink your priorities..
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Me and my new god damn penguin say have a merry fucking christmas
and a fucking fantastic new year
wooooooooooo wooooo wooooooo
woooo
wooo woo woooooo christmas woo yeah
okay i’m done
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DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY...
xm0rsmordre:
DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY
DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY
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One last post before i take myself off to bed on this fine night
i’ll try and make it civilised, make it count, say something that will touch the hearts of each person lucky enough to construe my delicate words
ahem
DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH OHHH MYYY GGGOOODDD MATT SMITH OH LORD TAKE MY SOUL TAKE ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW DOCTOR WHO IN LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS...
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Hardly anyone’s on tumblr tonight
it’s almost as though they have better things to do than blog alone on christmas eve
crazy motherfuckers
GECKO CLUB
excusemewhilstikissthesky:
wwwoooooooooweyeeaaaahhhh!
I call this one
i’m not sure what it’s regurgitating
but i bet it’s something awesome because WOO MOTHERFUCKING GECKOS YEAH WOO FUCK YES OH MY GOD YEAH SHARE THE GECKO LOVE
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me: i'm sorry if i have an unhealthy obsession with a band that's perfect and wonderful
me: why don't you love them
me: why don't you adore them
me: they are perfect
friend: i --
me: no wait you're not allowed to they're mine
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Why is everyone hating on christmas it’s christmas the time for christmas stuff
either pull a cracker eat some pie or shut your fucking mouth
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My mum thought it would be a nice christmas treat for us all to watch harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 tonight
as a family
all together
enjoying the christmas atmosphere
with a lovely film on the television
What she didn’t count on was myself sobbing uncontrollably in the corner yelling at them for interrupting every time they breathed cursing the good lord and his...
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
fbht:
plot twist: taylor swift is a lesbian
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Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
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Man i’ve been up all night doing nothing and subsequently just eating, like, stuff for the past 12 hours
and it got to 04:30am and i really fancied some rice
so i put the packet of rice in the microwave but i forgot to poke a hole in it and it literally exploded like louder than an atomic fucking bomb
and of course my mum and brother come racing down the stairs to see what the fuck had...
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Man will you all stop reblogging thinspiration pictures please
i am trying to eat my god damn hotdogs in peace here