no, clothes website, stop showing me what your clothes look like on 5 foot 10 skinny chicks with big boobs, show me what your clothes look like on short, chubby teenagers so i can make a more accurate purchase and i won’t keep having to return items that look lovely online but make me look like a god damn marshmallow
Also, even though none of you are online i will assume you stalk my blog as regularly as i stalk all yours
thank you more than i can ever say to everyone who messaged me (there were like three of you but still shush okay) the other day when i was really uncharacteristically sad
i’ll message you all (all three of you) individually too
but it was much appreciated
like, very much appreciated
i realise also i’ve been rubbish at tumblr recently
normal blogging will commence upon the ending of my exams
in two days
i’ll see y’all then
This guy keeps asking me if i want to go to his house for a nap
as in, a “nap” wink wink lets have sex wink wink
he doesn’t understand
if he invites me round for a nap
i will go to his house
and i will go to sleep
hey everyone i have an exam in two hours
wish me luck
even though i won’t be needing luck, it’s uh, knowledge, i’m gonna need
so if yo u could like
send me knowledge
that would be super
just finished series 3 of supernatural
WHAT
DO
YOU
MEAN
HE’S
STILL
IN
HELL
WHY DIDN’T IT END ALL NICELY NOW I HAVE TO WATCH ANOTHER SERIES AND I WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE DONE AGAIN OH MY JESUS FUCK OH GOD THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING
presses print document
beep boop beep beep beep whir clickety clack load paper beepity boop click click whiirrr clack clack click beep whiiiirrrrr
click
if you’re ever feeling regret, just remember that some people have tattoos of internet memes
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ascoundreloftheverybestkind replied to your post: so gang i have two hours to complete a full 3000…
I truly know your pain, May the Doctor come and sweep you up and take you back in time so you can complete it.
The sad fact is that were the doctor to take me back in time with him, i’d probably just use the extra time to catch up on sleeping
or blogging
or eating food
i would literally be the lamest companion
demonsshatterus replied to your post: so gang i have two hours to complete a full 3000…
Aw, man! You can do it!
It’s times like this that uh
i really wish i wasn’t sat aimlessly scrolling down my dashboard
because i really really need to do my fucking work
okay i’m going i’m going i’m really going
so gang
i have two hours to complete a full 3000 word english essay
add annotations
get it into college
and convince my english tutor to accept my coursework 3 weeks late
it’s
not
looking
great
no it’s ok you can talk over me when i’m trying to say something important
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lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france
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Two days until my first exam
and
i’m sat watching supernaturali can’t stop
i mean
i genuinely can’t bring myself to stoph e lp
Guys seriously it’s been six hours now
